Dogecoinbrotx 132 Posted February 13, 2019 Share #1 Posted February 13, 2019 1. Anton, do you think I’m a bad mother? My name is Paul. 2. At a first date: He: “I work with animals every day!” She: “Oh how sweet! What is it that you do?” He: “I’m a butcher.” yogaadyp, Patricia800, Mrscj and 1 other 2 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dogecoinbrotx 132 Posted February 13, 2019 Author Share #2 Posted February 13, 2019 1. A box of condoms, please. That’ll be 3,99. Do you want a bag with it? Nah I’m OK. She’s actually quite pretty. 2. Where exactly are you taking me, doctor?" "To the morgue." "What? But I’m not dead yet!" "And we’re not there yet." ostarynin, Patricia800 and TheGreenTree 1 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
wilbur 856 Posted February 14, 2019 Share #3 Posted February 14, 2019 Bruce lee dont drink water. He drinks WATAAAH! Old joke huehue Patricia800 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nuuuitsjdragon 359 Posted February 14, 2019 Share #4 Posted February 14, 2019 Prepare to roll your eyes 🙄 Q•What has four legs with million of bodies? A•DogeCoin Quote Link to post Share on other sites
wilbur 856 Posted February 15, 2019 Share #5 Posted February 15, 2019 @nuuuitsjdragon I almost laughed nice Here's another What do you call a doge coin when it will inflate over time? A: pit BULL RUN pfodo 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dogecoinbrotx 132 Posted February 16, 2019 Author Share #6 Posted February 16, 2019 Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over. A woman walks into a library and asked if they had any books about paranoia. The librarian says "They're right behind you!" pfodo 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dogecoinbrotx 132 Posted February 16, 2019 Author Share #7 Posted February 16, 2019 The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me. Why do blind people hate skydiving? It scares the hell out of their dogs. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dogecoinbrotx 132 Posted February 16, 2019 Author Share #8 Posted February 16, 2019 What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? Roberto. I ate a clock yesterday, it was very time consuming. pfodo and yogaadyp 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dogecoinbrotx 132 Posted February 16, 2019 Author Share #9 Posted February 16, 2019 Yep, thats the life of a millionaire XD #JustaJoke yogaadyp 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bicoinman 32 Posted February 16, 2019 Share #10 Posted February 16, 2019 ahahahahaa lol ...so if he turn in and see this book what he will do with that? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nuuuitsjdragon 359 Posted February 16, 2019 Share #11 Posted February 16, 2019 On 2/15/2019 at 8:21 AM, wilbur said: @nuuuitsjdragon I almost laughed nice Here's another What do you call a doge coin when it will inflate over time? A: pit BULL RUN LOL. I must admit I wasn’t very quick... it took me a brief moment before it sank in. Let’s see if we can continue this trend. Name the suspicious cryptocurrency wearing full black clothing + sunglasses & always slinking around corners at night? A: Do-ge (Dodgy) coin Quote Link to post Share on other sites
wilbur 856 Posted February 17, 2019 Share #12 Posted February 17, 2019 HAHAHA i laughed there three times Okay here What's the favorite music of doge coin holders? Answer: Teach me how to dogey Teach me how to dogey, teach me teach me how to dogey! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Burgerwcheese 76 Posted February 17, 2019 Share #13 Posted February 17, 2019 Why do scuba divers always fall backwards out of the boat? Because they would be in the boat if they fell forwards Quote Link to post Share on other sites
wilbur 856 Posted February 17, 2019 Share #14 Posted February 17, 2019 @Burgerwcheese I cried to your joke 😢😢😢 haha jk jk Burgerwcheese 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bensinx12 3 Posted March 3, 2019 Share #15 Posted March 3, 2019 On 2/15/2019 at 6:29 AM, wilbur said: Bruce lee dont drink water. He drinks WATAAAH! Old joke huehue Old but gold 🤣🤣 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bicoinman 32 Posted March 3, 2019 Share #16 Posted March 3, 2019 heheheheheh lol you are laughing me guys lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Shaniqua 377 Posted March 4, 2019 Share #17 Posted March 4, 2019 an etude walks into a bar..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gazon4ik 12 Posted March 4, 2019 Share #18 Posted March 4, 2019 On 2/15/2019 at 12:29 AM, wilbur said: Bruce lee dont drink water. He drinks WATAAAH! Old joke huehue +1☺ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bicoinman 32 Posted March 4, 2019 Share #19 Posted March 4, 2019 he is dead he is dead ............. who? ......................... big kaka muscle Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kottigr 13 Posted April 2, 2019 Share #20 Posted April 2, 2019 A robber was robbing a house when he heard a voice. "Jesus is watching you!" "who's there?" The robber said But no sound was heard. So he kept going and he heard it two more times when he spotted a parrot. "What's your name," the robber asked. "Cocodora" said the parrot. "Now, what kind of idiot would name a bird Cocodora" said the robber. "The same idiot who named the rotweiler Jesus", said the parrot. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
yololife222 137 Posted April 2, 2019 Share #21 Posted April 2, 2019 A man walks in to a bar..... A women walks out of the bar What? what did u excpect people are wjuat walking in and out Yololife222 ❤️ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FotisNt 350 Posted May 6, 2019 Share #22 Posted May 6, 2019 That's funny but I love animals, no way out!:( Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bicoinman 32 Posted May 12, 2019 Share #23 Posted May 12, 2019 "A couple of gay bikers enter a store to buy motor oil. On an ad, they read "With Castrol, we fly away" So one of the bikers said "I prefer the Motul!" " Cheers...! dudes Quote Link to post Share on other sites
zzfireboyzz 103 Posted June 19, 2019 Share #24 Posted June 19, 2019 A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, «If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess.» He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, «If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will tell everyone how smart and brave you are and how you are my hero» The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, «If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will be your loving companion for an entire week.» The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket. The frog then cried out, «If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I’ll stay with you for a year and do ANYTHING you want.» Again the man took the frog out, smiled at it, and put it back into his pocket. Finally, the frog asked, «What is the matter? I’ve told you I’m a beautiful princess that I’ll stay with you for a year and do anything you want. Why won’t you kiss me?» The man said, «Look, I’m a computer programmer. I don’t have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool.» pfodo 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Shaniqua 377 Posted June 19, 2019 Share #25 Posted June 19, 2019 2 tomatos were sitting int he fridge... one turns to the other and says... "brrrrrr its soooo cold in here..." the other one jumps up and say... "aaaaah!!!!! omggg!! a talking tomato!!!" pfodo 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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