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1. Anton, do you think I’m a bad mother? My name is Paul.

 

 

2. At a first date: He: “I work with animals every day!” She: “Oh how sweet! What is it that you do?” He: “I’m a butcher.”

 

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1. A box of condoms, please. That’ll be 3,99. Do you want a bag with it? Nah I’m OK. She’s actually quite pretty.

 

 

2. Where exactly are you taking me, doctor?" "To the morgue." "What? But I’m not dead yet!" "And we’re not there yet."

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On 2/15/2019 at 8:21 AM, wilbur said:

@nuuuitsjdragon I almost laughed nice

 

Here's another

What do you call a doge coin when it will inflate over time?

A: pit BULL RUN

LOL. I must admit I wasn’t very quick... it took me a brief moment before it sank in.

Let’s see if we can continue this trend.

Name the suspicious cryptocurrency wearing full black clothing + sunglasses & always slinking around corners at night?

A: Do-ge (Dodgy) coin

 

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HAHAHA i laughed there three times

Okay here

What's the favorite music of doge coin holders?

Answer: Teach me how to dogey

 

Teach me how to dogey, teach me teach me how to dogey!

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A robber was robbing a house when he heard a voice. "Jesus is watching you!" "who's there?" The robber said But no sound was heard. So he kept going and he heard it two more times when he spotted a parrot. "What's your name," the robber asked. "Cocodora" said the parrot. "Now, what kind of idiot would name a bird Cocodora" said the robber. "The same idiot who named the rotweiler Jesus", said the parrot.

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A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, «If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess.» He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said, «If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will tell everyone how smart and brave you are and how you are my hero» The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said, «If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will be your loving companion for an entire week.» The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket.

The frog then cried out, «If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I’ll stay with you for a year and do ANYTHING you want.» Again the man took the frog out, smiled at it, and put it back into his pocket.

Finally, the frog asked, «What is the matter? I’ve told you I’m a beautiful princess that I’ll stay with you for a year and do anything you want. Why won’t you kiss me?»

The man said, «Look, I’m a computer programmer. I don’t have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool.»

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