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JOKE TIME:

past

boy: read my lips

I --L--O--V--E--U

girl: i dont understand

 

present:

boy: read my lips

I --L--O--V--E--U

girl: SEX?

hehehehe

 

please feel free to post and read my jokes thanks!

 

joke time!!!

 

A fat lady asked her bf what she looked like..

d boy replied:
"you look like a GOD."

d fat lady smiled..

Giggled and blushed then asked"
sinung GOD? Aphrodite? Venus? who?

d boy looked deeply in her eyes..
touched her belly and said..


"buddah"..

joke time!!!

 

wat s similarity between panty & sky?

sky covers d whole population..

& Panty Covers d source of population!

haha..

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why sex is always n your mind boyz??

Father: “Son, you were adopted.”
 
Son: “What?! I knew it! I want to meet my biological parents!”
 
Father: “We are your biological parents. Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in 20 minutes.”

Check out this really funny jokes: http://www.short-funny.com/new-jokes.php#ixzz51zeoapEI

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thanks for posting @gougou

Never Mess with a Pinoy.

A Filipino goes to Woolworth’s in Australia . He finds cat food at special prices. He picks a dozen cans of cat food and goes to check out.

The Manager gets suspicious.

He thinks that this guy might not have a cat and will probably feed cat food to his kids. He asks the Filipino to show him his cat before he could let him have cat food. The Filipino goes home and returns with a cat and gets to buy the cat food.

Next week the Filipino finds dog food at special prices. He picks a dozen cans of dog food and goes to check out. The Manager again gets suspicious. He thinks that this guy may have a cat but he cannot have a dog and he will probably feed dog-food to his kids. He asks the Filipino to bring and show him the dog before he can let him have dog food. The Filipino goes home and returns with a dog. He gets to buy the dog food.

The following week the Filipino comes to Woolworth’s with a bag. He asks the manager to put his hand in the bag.. The Manager puts his hand in the bag, feels some thing slimy and immediately pulls it out. He shouts at the Filipino, "What the hell! This is "SHIT", you idiot!"
The Filipino calmly replies, "Yes, now may I buy some toilet paper?

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On 12/21/2017 at 3:17 PM, dionyour said:

JOKE TIME:

past

boy: read my lips

I --L--O--V--E--U

girl: i dont understand

 

present:

boy: read my lips

I --L--O--V--E--U

girl: SEX?

hehehehe

 

please feel free to post and read my jokes thanks!

 

joke time!!!

 

A fat lady asked her bf what she looked like..

d boy replied:
"you look like a GOD."

d fat lady smiled..

Giggled and blushed then asked"
sinung GOD? Aphrodite? Venus? who?

d boy looked deeply in her eyes..
touched her belly and said..


"buddah"..

joke time!!!

 

wat s similarity between panty & sky?

sky covers d whole population..

& Panty Covers d source of population!

haha..

does i love you ,now means sex? ahahaa i love you = sex , its good huh iloveit! but btw sex is essential for a relationship :P

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